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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

LET'S HEAR IT FOR UNITED AIRLINES!

Dear Friends: "Let's get things back into Perspective!"

 Now that that fiasco with United Airlines has died down somewhat, your ever vigilant reporter has made a list of all the new 'catch phrases' that have been circulating around the Internet:

UNITED!

“Drag and Drop”
“We put the hospital in hospitality”
“Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”
“Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”
“We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”
“Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”
“We treat you like we treat your luggage”
“We beat the customer.  Not the competition”
“And you thought leg room was an issue”
“Where voluntary is mandatory”
“Fight or flight.  We decide”
“Now offering one free carry off”
“Beating random customers since 2017”
“If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”

Folks, this is another example of human nature at its worst ....., they weren't even real cops but when they had a chance to beat on a guy, they did so with gleeful abandon!!!! 

(United should be sued and these security guys thrown in jail.)