Since it's Saturday I don't really want to get into anything too heavy, (like Drumpf) so I will pass along a headline I just read on a health site:
"Ten foods your vagina wants you to eat!
Now first and foremost I wouldn't be far off to suspect that this article was aimed at the ladies, and also help explain why they were making such a big deal about "The Vagina Monologues" a few years ago!
On top of that I must add that this has nothing to do with thinking dirty or raising your prurient interest, so you fellas put it back in your pants and behave yourselves.
In case you're wondering, here's some of the things you can eat to have a happy and healthy pussy!
Now we're talking about one of these.
Not one of these!
1. Green Tea.
2. Omega-3 fatty acids in fish.
3. Probiotic-rich foods like plain yogurt, sauerkraut, or kimchi.
4. Eat more minimally processed soy foods, like organic edamame, or tofu.
5. Women who snack on apples more than once a day had higher levels of lubrication and sexual function compared to those who ate apples less than once a day. This will keep the doctor away and your lover closer!
That reason could be that apples contain phloridzin, a compound that mimics the female sex hormone estradiol. What's more, apples are loaded with polyphenols that help boost blood flow to vaginal tissue, which makes it easier to climax. Talk about a fruit with benefits.
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST: make sure your muff bunny gets a good workout at least several times a week!
And don't forget ladies, swallowing semen gives you healthy skin and shinny hair!!!!! (cough, cough.)